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Shills For Romney (A short-lived occupation) Romney's campaign must pay very well, But does it pay in perpetuity? If not, his guys, who're now raking it in, Will soon be begging you for a gratuity. For the acts of God which they have been dreading, That take them and their flip-flopper out of the race, Have been occurring with such regularity They'll soon be reluctant to let him show his face. "Inevitable", yes, as a loser, not winner. Is this an election Mitt Romney can buy? Hopfully most of us are far too independent, But Mitt plans to give it the old huckster try. How many Cadillacs must Romney mention? How many pooches must Romney mistreat? How many poor people "taste like chicken" to him? To make that judgment, how many'd they eat?
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