Shoutin' Back At Puttin' Out
Protectin' all those third graders

Winkin', not blinkin', at Todd may seem fine
    when you're sure he's the only onlooker.
But so many winks at so many guys?
    What makes Old Mac think we'll vote for his hooker?

Though Madam Vice President's descriptive
    of what you and Mac have in mind,
A whore in the White House for more than a visit
    is not the profession for which it's designed.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/6/08

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