Spend, Baby, Spend
A tale of two prodigals

Can "Heck-of-a-Job-Henry"
    be as profligate as that,
Blowing all those billions in
    absolutely nothing flat?

Why'd he wait so long before demanding
    that he needs carte blanche
To prevent foreclosure on
    Bushie's failing chicken ranch?

Before more Bushie chickens begin
    coming home to roost,
He gave The Congress just one week
    to bailout what Gramm induced.

Of course if the recipients
    of Hank's proposed largesse
Were given time to work their way
    past Paulson thruthiness,

There'd be no need for bailing
    and we'd hope the FBI
Would finger ev'ry Paulson pal
    whose finger's in the pie.

Then it could turn its focus on
    John McCain's VP,
Another Spiro Agnew
    with her sights on Mac's DC.

Will crooks still get their bonuses
    while their companies are reeling?
Can greed still conquer fear of risk
    for more Bush doubledealing?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/24/08

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