Spin 'Em Off
Including G.M. management

"Break 'em up, Spin 'em off," cried the stock marketeer.
"They have parts I won't touch," moaned the grim financier.
"Though the sum of their parts is way too much to swallow,
There are parts of the swamp where I'm still willing to wallow.

"Make me up a menu: Columns A, B, C and D,
Up to and including J,K, ellemenohpee,
For Pontiac; I'll take five hundred; none of Hummer;
Fifty more of Cadillac, but my Buick's been a bummer.

"I'm assuming that Rick Wagoner will no longer be involved.
As soon as he departs the scene their problems will get solved.
Instead of spinning off, the guy's been busy closing plants.
How long can he keep flying by the seat of Paulson's pants?"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/25/09

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