Stimulating Republican Spending Especially for Nebraska's senators What's the risk that Timid Tim's timidity will spread And make Obama's stimulus a Bush-McCain retread? Did we elect Obama just to end up with McCain? Will Timid Tim play games in Merrill Lynch's Thain domain? Where Nebraska's freshman doofus, Mike Johans, can't comprehend That an economic stimulus requires that someone spend Money on 'most anything: a movie or a play, Or a pleasant evening of rolling in the hay. It's largesse that must be spent, not saved, by ev'ry conferee. Won't someone tell that doofus stimulating's not for free. Who knows? With all Nebraska's hay a roll may cost much less, But D.C. madams promise to ensure the bill's success.
Bob Carlson To 'Obama's Stimuli' To 'Timid Timmy Geithner' |