Obama's Gulf War –
Stinging BP's Lamar McKay
And Senator Landrieu and Bobby Jindal and…

How clever of Drill Baby Drillers to tempt
BP's Lamar with enticements to drill.
How could he resist the willing Ms.Landrieu
Once Palin assured him they're both on the pill?

They must have known he's addicted to risk
Despite all the royalties he'd have to pay,
Not just on the oil that he thought they'd pump,
But mostly on oil he would let get away.

What guts it took someone to let him start spilling.
BP's safety record's a worldwide disgrace.
The oil field he's draining is ours, not his.
It's oil Lamar hasn't yet said he'll replace.

We see Bobby Jindal's prints all over this:
Be willing to throw The South under the bus,
And buy off Ms. Landrieu the way Lamar's doing
So he won't have to pay for what he's done to us.

How sad for Lamar that he fell for the sting,
For although MMS has allowed him to spill,
Some people dreampt Lamar's BP would botch it
And hopefully face a huge EPA bill.

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How many incumbents are we going to miss
Whose "Drill, Baby, Drill" has resulted in this?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/4/10

To 'British Petoleum Imcompetence'
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To 'Civil fine in Gulf spill could be $4,300 barrel'
To 'BP: The Worst Safety and Environmental Record '
To 'Mary Landrieu Tops On BP Payroll In Congress'