Sugar Daddies For A Lazy SCOTUS

(That won't bother to read Obama's law)

Think of the millions SCOTUS costs their G.O.P. –
Citizens United wasted fortunes on losers,
Money they're going to wish they still had to spend
On House Speaker Boehner and his Tea Party boozers.

Look who has funded our liberal media.
No one had them pegged as that philanthropic.
Don't tell us Fox News isn't a little offended.
We've heard Ailes specializes in being myopic.

So how'd SCOTUS learn that Mitt and the Kochs
Are better heeled folks than Clinton and Gore
And are willing to pay to be pandered to more?

Think of the billions SCOTUS cost you and me –
Yet no one was dumped for arbitrarily
Appointing Bush, whom al Qaeda missed,
Although he was A-Number-One on their list?

If only Scalia had stayed out of it,
Thousands of Americans would not have died.
Now what he's considering could kill millions more
If he dumps a law that has left him bug-eyed.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/8/12

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