Suppressing Buchanan Enough is emough, even for Old Mac My Friends: It's wrong to let new voter's vote. They never have before. We've gotten by with what we have. Why risk allowing more? We won't have Bushie here to help. He's goin' back to drinkin'. We'll only have my eloquence and Sarah Palin's winkin'. Forget about legalities. We must suppress the vote, Or else our far right's gonna find Buchanan's all we wrote. And who trusts Pat Buchanan? He's the voice of Tricky Dick, And of Spiro Agnew with their rabid right wing shtick? Pat's Dad loved Joe McCarthy, the Buchanan fam'ly's Ayers, And now Pat loves the G.O.P.'s two cross-dressing mayors. You think that Palin goes moose hunting dressed like Tina Fey, Or a Dog Patch beauty queen on Sadie Hawkins Day? How long before she's joining Pat on MSNBC, Debating she's not why we lost. 'Twas Pat's support of me.
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