Hypocritical Democrats won't take the pledge Without which Dave Vitter's career would be dead. Instead Democrats panic knowing somebody's out there Who might just recall helping them paint the town red. If so, there's no way they can put enough distance Between them to keep more shoes from falling. So why not acknowledge a little night music Has always been known to go with the calling? Philandering Vitters don't need to worry. They know they already have Grover's OK. The G.A.P., "Grover Approved Prostitutes" list Is what Grover uses to make risqué passé. If Democrats used his list of pre approved whores, They could sit silently by when associates strayed As long as indulging involved those on the list So girls in his stable were the ones being paid. Anthony Weiner's TWITTER Followers list. Is shorter than Grover's. He's not been at it as long. But as far as we know his ladies are amateurs. Is that why he stands accused of getting it wrong?
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