Targeting Weird Mommies
Levi targets Sarah

Is Palin some weird kind of Mom
    that normal kids might want
If she would let them live with Mary
    Poppins who's their aunt?

Otherwise forget it, like those
    poor kids ever had a choice
Until the guy one's pregnant by
    revealed the source of her Rolls Royce.

You don't believe it's Spitzer?
    Or her strapless hunting dress?
But how troubling, if she'd made VP,
    for Whittington's post-Cheney stress.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/4/09

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