Tax Havens And Outsourcing
(Farewell partisan politics and politicians)

Betcha can't wait to become inundated
With political ads on your family TV
Brazenly touting corporate tax havens
That put to shame tax breaks from the House G.O.P.

What's this? They don't advertise? How can that be?
Can these be tax breaks they don't want us to know?
Off-shore we hear about: Cayman Islands be damned!
But Delaware? Texas? Wyoming? What a low blow!

Think of the taxes corporations avoid.
Perhaps it would pay us to incorporate.
But then who'd pay school teachers, firemen and cops?
Would politicians become wards of the state?

Could we wake up and find they're no longer needed?
That their jobs can be outsourced somewhere very remote?
Somewhere that their ads can't interrupt "Oprah"?
That leaves "Dancing With Trump" as our last place to vote?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
7/3/11

To 'The U.S. corporate tax haven'
To 'Offshore Corporate Tax Havens: Why Are They Still Allowed?'
To '10 of the Biggest Corporate Tax Cheats In America'
To 'Nanny Norquist's No-Tax Pledge Verses'



7/3/11