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Television Blitz (To be sung to the tune "Puttin' On The Ritz") Have you seen 'Holier Than Thou' Argue with 'The Cat's Meow'? Obviously they don't care What our televisions air – Making us watch who out-hollers, Using their Scalia dollars: Surely that's a crime To what had been primetime. Sad to say but true These are still the main two Left giving TV viewers fits – Television blitz, Lies they tell to try for your vote Make you want to cut your own throat. Counterfeits – They're the pits. Trying hard to sound like Winston Churchill, The only role for either one's in vaudeville – Simply awful… So let's dump these politicians. Let's abort their Koch Boy missions. Knowing they're the pits, Help them call it quits. No more television blitz!
Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin To 'Scalia's Screwups' To 'How Corrupt Was Santorum?' To 'Rick Santorum: The Blue-Collar One-Percenter' To 'CREW'S Most Corrupt' To Bill Moyers: Freedom of and From Religion To Andrew Sullivan: How Obama Set a Contraception Trap for the Right To 'Tales From the Kitchen Table' By GAIL COLLINS To 'The Battle Behind the Fight' By GAIL COLLINS To 'The Evolution of Birth Control' To 'Slick Willy Romney' |