Thank God John's A Fam'ly Man Being sung by Senator Harry Reid to the John Denver favorite "Thank God I'm A Country Boy" (Well, life on a farm is kinda laid back…) Does cheating on your crippled wife seem fair? Then picking a successor who will share The millions to which she becomes the heir? Thank God John's a fam'ly man. Does crashing sev'ral planes inspire your trust? If not The Adm'ral's son, is he a bust? Are medals for collaborations just? Thank God John's Republican. Has Cindy's drug addiction harmed McCain? How drug free has she managed to remain? Is Vicodin too easy to obtain? Thank God John's her fam'ly man. Was Keating palsy-walsy with McCain? Did their Bahama junkets give free rein To Cindy sharing Keating's gravy train? Thank God John's Republican. Did being chums with Bob 'Viagara' Dole Mean John was less concerned with arms control And prey to K Street's sexy blonde loophole? Thank God John's a fam'ly man.
Music & Original Lyric by John Martin Sommers To 'McCain's Voting Ploys' |