Thank You, Mr. President
Aetna thanks incumbent Democrats

Aetna thanks you, Mister President,
    and you, too, Harry Reid,
And your wishy-washy Democrats
    who've finally agreed

To give us many million
    uninsureds you'll force to buy
Private health insurance
    paid for by "the other guy",

Most likely by taxpayers;
    but if you fail at that,
Bernanke and his gambling pals
    will have to pass the hat.

The point you must remember
    is the profits we accrue
Will help all you incumbents do
    what we've paid you to do:

Buy campaign commercials so
    you rule till you drop dead
Even if our opposition
    gets its asses out of bed.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/22/09

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