That Dullard Blunt
("The swine-master of pork")

That dullard Blunt thinks that because he's in the Senate
The right to run roughshod over others is his.
That his Missouri Floodway Boondoggle
Should be the nation's most important biz.

Should Blunt and his cohorts be free to make millions
By using our taxes for their personal gain?
Isn't it time that Blunt's Stunts were stopped
And we treated the bum to some substantial pain?

Financial or physical? Perhaps a combination,
Which none of them will ever forget, if they survive?
The punishment should be not for just what they steal,
But for the worthwhile endeavors for which we'd otherwise strive.

What could Gina be doing to improve our water
If it weren't for that dullard Blunt's self-serving "Hold"?
Which we all pray won't accomplish his secret mission
Where the river runs dry and Blunt starts panning for gold.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/20/13

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