The Baucus Gestapo
The CIA or other Blue Cross mercenaries?

Has Max discussed Gestapo?
    Who will make sure you're insured?
Who will check your veggie garden
    making sure it's been manured?

If there's no public option
    and we don't acquiesce,
Will Sptizer have to take control
    and change his name to Ness?

Prohibition re-enacted
    run by Bachmann and McCain?
Having done a stint with Palin,
    Mac knows his bum can withstand pain.

But figureheads are all they'll be.
    So who'll be in control?
What's left of Bushie's CIA?
    Blackwater's convicts on parole?

But if the latter, who will pay?
    How much did Baucus budget?
His response? He's not done yet
    and hopes we don't prejudge it.

We're screwed! Without a public option
    we're at Aetna's mercy.
Our only hope is Bachmann
    will be mired in controversy

So we can get what Enrons get:
    an overseas address
In tax havens like Antigua
    away from Bachmann-Spitzer-Ness.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/14/09

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