The Beer Baron's Six-Pack
Cindy's Bud hangover

Would she be Old Mac's Cheney
    and his Go-To man?
Or would his Sarah Six-Pack
    be working on her tan?

Who'd do his reading for him?
    Three pages is a lot
When you've "so many sources" but
    can't prove you've read squat.

What if both are Bushies
    who can't find time to read?
Or will his Sarah Six-Pack
    fulfill some other need?

Will their debacle devotees
    be the deciding vote?
Or will Mac's choice of Six-Pack be
    the final thing he wrote?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/2/08

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