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The Book of Rick (How long can he play it for laughs?) Is burning the Quran something Rick will admit? Or is he planning to lay all blame on Mitt? If The Book of Rick is burned or played on Broadway, What will Rick say to make Bill Maher's day? The Book of Mormon's been called the funniest ever. Could Santorum top it? Unanimously, never. But he has and he is. But is that his intention? It certainly's gained him late night TV's attention. Now the Do's & Don't section of The Book of Rick Is becoming The Manual of Comedians' Schtick. Prohibition returns: no condoms, no pills. Who's bootlegging those in the Kentucky hills? And no high education. That should please Rick. Plus no lack of religions for Rick to pick. Rick sanctioned barfing will become universal With free JFK tapes for each inspired dress rehearsal. Morning sickness celebrations will encourage success – The Book of Rick uniform? Maternity dress.
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