The Bushie-Palin Panic
Aided and abetted by Gramm-McCain

Bushie tries to scare us:
    "The economy will tank."
With so much optimism
    guess who we'll have to thank?

The only fear we have to fear
    is Bushie fear itself.
Thank goodness FDR did not
    keep that thought to himself.

For years McCain and Gramm have
    legislated less control
Leaving Bushie scaring Congress
    into playing Whac-A-Mole.

Did Warren Buffett bet the store
    on bailing Goldman Sachs?
Will Heck-of-a-Job-Henry
    make sure Warren pays less tax?

The fault lies with the Viet Cong,
    letting Mac out of his hole.
With no earmarks for Alaskans
    most may welcome birth control.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/1/08

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