The Case of Twenty-two "Lewd" Chinese Women

(Apparently SCOTUS wasn't always lazy before Scalia)

Will S.B. 1070 be a short enough read
So that Justice Scalia will even bother to try?
Unlike Obama's Health Care for which he lacks the speed,
Here's hoping it's not so long he'll whine and cry.

One hundred and thirty eight years after the court
Struck down a law like Arizona is trying
To harass immigrants so they "self-deport",
Will it be a precedent Scalia is buying?

What are the odds he'll have read either one?
Is it his eyesight or merely his mind?
"Lewd" Chinese women might have sounded like fun,
But with only a number, guess who could be in a bind.

Is abuse of power with a cursory profile
A proper way to meet immigrant chicks?
Would Christian Mingle be somewhat less hostile?
For a lazy Scalia that could be a quick fix.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/25/12

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