The Casinos Remain Open For even more shylocks Too big to fail? Well, make 'em smaller. Cut 'em down to size! But Tim and Larry wouldn't dare. They, too, are too big guys. Instead they'll tweak the regulations to extend their safety net And let more shylocks try to get as big as they can get. We'll see casinos end up bigger than they were before, All run and regulated by the same miscreant corps, Most of whom screwed up in spades, yet who has gone to jail? Not our Timid Tim who watched as Citi's head turned tail, Witnessed Blankfein's dress rehearsal, overlooked John Mack's dry run, But shunned those Lewis/Pandit patsies. Chaos wasn't that much fun. Put ev'rything you've got on Red. Why should you giants worry? If Black comes up the winner, they'll rescue big guys in hurry. This Treasurer is one of you; so's Larry, his advisor. They won't let you go belly-up. That's a load of fertilizer. Sure, you screwed up, as did Henry and his regulators. No way will you guys go to jail. You're Fed enabled perpetrators. Like CIA untouchables who do the waterboarding, You'll be back; do it again. You must find it rewarding.
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