The Croatian Travel Bug
With flu shots courtesy of ex-Senator Frist

Where do Congress and Obama
    plan to spend the holidays?
With us in the USA?
    You think they'll mend their ways?

Watch them recess in the Balkans
    at Benmosche's Croatian lair?
Turkeys flying First Class
    while taxpayers pay the fare.

That assumes that Air Force One
    and crew aren't out on loan
To ferry a contingent
    of Republicans to Nome

To make sure future nominees
    get tastes of polar bear
And Sarah's view of AIG's
    Benmosche Croatian lair.

But what destination's Number One
    on Expedia's 'C' List
For Congressmen whose flu shots
    weren't administered by Frist

In return for voting down
    a public option plan?
Tourist Class on Northwest Air
    aimed at Afghanistan!

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/23/09

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