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The Distaff Side Of The Times Op-Ed Writer Widow Withington calls for a show of force "Maureen, Maureen, no more days off. We've got another Bush. Obama has the malady: a clone of Paulson up his tush. "He hasn't dared remove it. Like Paulson, Timmy's sticky. As Axelrod has warned, the implications could be tricky. "Though SunLamp Boehner's busy preening, I'm sure you'll quickly see, That even with Gail's great success, there's ammo here for three. "Brooksie'd rather cultivate his PBS persona, While Tom's comparing temperatures with chicks in Barcelona. "Paul's erudite as all get out, but where's the sense of humor? Where we especially need your help is drowning out Chuck Schumer. "When you took Sunday off, Maureen, you'll never guess what Liddy did. Not only did he cost us millions, the man left up the toilet lid."
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