The Economic Advisors
Old Mac's A-team

Mac surrounds himself with losers:
    H-P's ousted CEO
And The Senate's bank deregulator
    UBS let go.

So when he hires Bill Curtis, who
    "just found the internet",
Those three along with Palin
    will be his best advisors yet.

You hoped he'd say he'd regulate,
    not someday soon convene
This quartet of advisors
    to assess the unforeseen

Incompetence and greed that caused
    Wall Street to implode
While backers of McCain and Gramm
    split up the Mother Lode.

You think that Paulson has no plans
    to save his Goldman Sachs?
You think that anyone in charge
    is going to get the axe?

Or that McCain will pass a CEO
    Excess Compensation Tax?
You must believe most choo-choo trains
    don't run on railroad tracks.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/18/08

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