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Who'll be al Qaeda's new terrorist chief? Eric Cantor, Jim DeMint, Rand Paul or Marcus-Michele? They all have a month-long August vacation In which to decide who'll run their Washington cell. Although Grover knows the odds are against him, He still feels that he is the most qualified. Of all the Republican terrorists involved He is the one no one dared brush aside. Mitt Romney waited to see how Angie weighed in So he can flip-flop every time he desires. Who cares about Mitt, Moody's and Standard & Poor's? We'll wait until Angie starts kicking the tires. Boehner claims that he got almost all that he wants. If your name's Eric Cantor, you should watch your behind. You know what you've tried to do to John Boehner. Why not expect repayment in kind? Wall Street and the jobless are hardly pro-Boehner. His next month on the links won't win many points. He might as well join The Donald at the Koch Brothers pool, Spending the month smoking their favorite joints, Enjoying a favorite terrorist dream: an FAA shutdown. Stop screening passengers for any concealed weapon. No passenger lists of G.O.P. terrorists on board, And of course disregarding their aggressive goose-steppin'. One fly in the ointment: Rand Paul wants out of the running. He TWEETS that he always has been a good boy. So please don't be a meanie and call him a terrorist. He's Mommy and Daddy's little bundle of joy.
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