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The Great Palin Puppet Panic Old Mac's handlers blame their Presidential Seal Our poorly prepped puppet should panic the press. She'll posit McFlips as the cure to Bush-mess. But say what they will, it won't matter a hoot As Palin bamboozles the senile old coot. Though the balance in Congress can go either way, Both parties will find that they don't have a say. For the power will be by executive order From a poorly trained seal with an old guy for fodder. It's scary to think how the headlines will read, All stemming, we fear, from Republican greed: "Seal excites Old Guy!" "To him she's a stripper!" "Too much for Old Guy!" "We're ruled by a flipper!"
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