"The Henny Penny Syndrome"

(Birthers, debtors and dictators)

Celebrity-wise, who gives you more pain?
The Donald? The Congress? The NRA's Wayne?
Whose sky will fall faster? Who'll make the most noise?
A toss up? I don't think so. I'd bet Wayne and his toys.

Who's most despicable? Trump?, Congress? or Wayne?
Or the financiers who own ammo makers,
The clowns who make millions with their thirty-round clips?
With rewards for their capture, do we have any takers?

Bounties on the heads of all the above
Would make it clear those we should be getting rid of.
Should we make some exceptions? You think of any?
Don't Wayne and his message remind you of Henny Penny?

A world without guns is not going to happen.
A world without Wayne? Now you're talking turkey.
What are the chances some leftovers remain?
Like Henny Penny - Rand Paul? Perhaps a Turkey Lurkey?

Fame isn't the name of the game in this case,
Nor is this simply a matter of race.
Aeration, not integration, is the pertinent issue.
Too many holes? What supports the scar tissue?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/16/13

To 'The NRA’s Shameful Day'
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To 'The NRA's Deadly Spin: "Arm the Good Guys"'
To 'N.Y. officials, newspaper duel over gun data'
To 'Newspaper sparks outrage for publishing names,
     addresses of gun permit holders'

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