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The Lone Ranger And Tonto Max Baucus and John Boehner Max Baucus must be kidding – Play Lone Ranger without Tonto And rashly Rush a healthcare bill that Harry wanted pronto? Snookered by Chuck Grassley, the fool is all alone. Democrats have asked him not to Twitter, text or phone. He's only had four years or so in which to cut a deal To get his health insurance pals the Good Houskeeping Seal, And himself a half a million in campaign contributions, And us a bill for which he'll face years of prosecutions. Can Max give away the store to Blue Cross, Coventry et al.? Moodys rates his chances "Cheney/Bush", not "My Gal Sal". But will Boehner be his Tonto and counsel Baucus from his tepee, To promote a co-op plan that's South Carolina creepy? Can Boehner buck up Baucus? But who'd want "sympathetic" From a guy who's shown that iodine's his favorite cosmetic?
Bob Carlson To 'Sunlamp' John Boehner To Private Health Insurers To 'Industry's favorite so far' |