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The Man In The Men's Warehouse Suit Federal Reserve Chairman, Ben Bernanke Is that Ben Bernanke in a Men's Warehouse suit Playing at "banker", but so poorly paid? What can his Board of Directors be thinking? Blankfein makes millions and his suit's tailormade. Yet Ben is the guy who makes mammoth decisions, Like whether the markets should go up or down. Blankfein's commandments are to keep bilking billions So they can enjoy more big nights on the town. Then we have Geithner whose suits come from Saks. Just the sound of the name gives Timmy goose bumps. He gets his kicks out of boosting bank profits So consumer card debtors are assured of their lumps. The result's a reduction in consumer spending And bigger bank bonuses from high interest rates. His golden umbrella's to become an executive Who's legitimately one of Blankfein's playmates. Blankfein's umbrella is to make off with millions And not go to jail just for cooking the books. Ben's only umbrella is the store's guarantee: In his Men's Warehouse suit he will like how he looks.
Bob Carlson To 'Fed Move on Debt Signals Concern About Economy' To 'Markets not happy with US Fed decision' To 'Men's Warehouse Commercial ' To 'Goldman's Blankfein' To 'Wall Street's Timmy Geithner' |