The Man Who Says We'll Stay
To be sung with Judy Garland to the tune
"The Man That Got Away"
(The night is bitter. The stars have lost their glitter.)

The lad's no quitter,
More like a scared fence-sitter –
An officeholder
Who's getting the cold shoulder
As the dummy who let Rummy have a say.
A Chamberlainian stall –
The other shoe must fall.
Yet he has the gall to say we'll stay.

A jump the gunner
Who's not a cut and runner –
Procrastinating
With cronies castigating
Anyone with brains who has the balls to bitch.
Most Muslims wish him ill,
Yet rest assured he will
Use his 'diplomatic' skill to shill his pitch.

Good riddance Iraq –
Even France can see what he is up to.
Swiss Rules are for fools –
His ghouls want your fuels.

An inept duffer,
On earth to make men suffer –
The world grows warmer
Thanks to this non-performer –
A hellish setup that haunts us night and day.
Can you think of anyone who can
Be more evil than this man,
This one-track laddie
Whose daddy wasn't dumb enough to stay?

Music by Harold Arlen
Original Lyric by Ira Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/1/06

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