The Timid Timmy Contagion
Helping Limbaugh's dreams come true

Timid Tim Geithner's not only inept.
    He looks more and more like a man Wall Street's kept
Right where they want him: afraid to do squat
    to keep them from doing what they know they should not:

Hail Mary passes to make a quick buck
    at horse player odds to somehow change their luck.
Gambling that Merrill won't blow your bank's cover;
    Begging while knowing Citi cannot recover.

Timid Timmy's contagion's gotten to Summers:
    More money for Wagoner while he's still building Hummers.
Cerberus, fearful of losing more dough,
    agrees Timmy's handouts are the way to go.

Don't take them over! Don't let them go bust!
    Timid Tim Geithner's the man they can trust.
Keep forking it over, but will it outlast
    night after night of Rush Limbaugh's bombast?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/3/09

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