They Haven't A Clue
They're Bushies

Little Old Mac and Gone-to-Hell-Hank
    obviously haven't a clue.
"We haven't tried this so why not try that?"
    Ev'ry day each would try something new.

Neither has figured out who should do what.
The markets are tanking and Hank has done squat.
Mac thinks Sarah Palin's the best of the lot?
    But like Bushie they haven't a clue.

If Hank had but known what a default swap is,
Or how they'd wreck havoc on Goldman Sachs' biz,
If Mac had foreseen that those crazies are his,
    But like Bushie they haven't a clue.

Loan billions to buddies and then buy their banks.
Incite his extremists expecting our thanks.
Whose chances are better? We're hoping they're Hank's.
    But like Bushie they haven't a clue.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/11/08

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