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This nonsense that's Norquist ought not to continue. Even the Supreme Court of the United States Admits, off the record to Ginni's close friends, That bipartisanship is something he hates. That's made Grover more loathed than Colonel Qaddafi, And it even more likely that he'll be abducted. But where they can stash Grover permanently Is prob'ly what has the abduction obstructed. "Not in my backyard" is what we've been hearing, Some have classified Grover as nuclear waste. That's a few rungs below where Paul Ryan will be When even more learn that their faith was misplaced. Grover's ideological hatred of government's Need to raise money through Federal taxes To pay for the sheep who are signing his pledges Is the hypocrisy that at times attracts us. But not when we're facing Federal deficits And the prospect of a Coyote Perry campaign With far fewer poor people voting in Texas For a Jack Palance villain who finds healthcare a pain, Coyote and Grover? That's something nobody needs, So pitch in and do what you can to relocate Grover. There must be a big rock in someone's backyard That he could be slid under till this Perry thing's over.
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