Those Jokes, The Kochs
(Our con men were looking for suckers)

If Koch can't stand the heat, get him out of the fire
Or burn him up to three hundred and twenty degrees.
He and his brother are becoming a nuisance
Should we cap what they spend on their next spending sprees?

Ever since they inherited their daddy's millions
They've been addicted to shopping. So what have they bought?
Many a congress of corrupt politicians.
Like Monsanto they're trying to buy the whole lot.

But when they try for the media, are they going too far?
That's our entertainment where we get our laughs
By watching Dave squander big chunks of his inheritance
On attempts to beef up their Koch epitaphs.

When the public decides not to finance PBS
What suckers will? Just turn to the Kochs,
First stick them with newspapers we're reading online.
Then thank David and Charles for remaining the butt of our jokes.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/22/13

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