Three little socialites are we, Wicky Wacky Wooing militarily, Pleasing four-star gen'rals with our bonhomie Three little socialites. To any four-star we will give our all. In our circles that's called protocol And, like as not, involves alcohol Three little socialites. One has a lovely upper-story, A big, buxom, bosom promontory One has a perfectly padded bottom, Rather rare, not too many's got 'em One is a tad insatiable, And to tipsy gen'rals "irreplayshable" Three little socialites. Three little socialites are we. To those with four stars we all are free To lower ranks we are parasites Three little socialites.
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