"Three Little Socialites"

(Four-star specials)
(Breathing new life into old generals)

Three little socialites are we,
Wicky Wacky Wooing militarily,
Pleasing four-star gen'rals with our bonhomie –
Three little socialites.

To any four-star we will give our all.
In our circles that's called protocol
And, like as not, involves alcohol –
Three little socialites.

One has a lovely upper-story,
A big, buxom, bosom promontory –

One has a perfectly padded bottom,
Rather rare, not too many's got 'em –
One is a tad insatiable,
And to tipsy gen'rals "irreplayshable" –
Three little socialites.

Three little socialites are we.
To those with four stars we all are free –
To lower ranks we are parasites –
Three little socialites.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/6/12

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