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Tim Has Yet Another Plan And Mrs. Jeremiah Aloysius Withington III applauds "This is Withington reporting from where the dithering is at. Where cronyism's still a risk, and a major one at that. But so far "moral hazard" hasn't reared its ugly head. If I'd only frozen J.A. like those Williams kids froze Ted, Tim'd put him back in business despite his willingness to jump, As he will good Cousin Bernie. God bless this economic slump. "Tim's offer's only good until the thirty-first of May, That's not much time for getting "J.A. Re-Investing" underway, Catering to widows whose husbands leaped before they looked Into whether Timmy'd loan to friends like Madoff who'd been booked, As well as to their wives who spent a tad too much on clothes Instead of mortgage payments. Even Tim knows how that goes. "So when Geithner loans us money and we lose it, what the Hell! We'll report it to the IRS, who Tim's promised not to tell That he plans to reimburse us so there's no way we can lose, And, although it's not in writing, he'll include a case of booze. So we've got to take advantage of this governmental gimme. It may not be that long before somebody cashiers Timmy."
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