Tim's Toxic Asset Giveaway
Mrs. Jeremiah Withington III is not pro-German this time

Mrs Withington's incredulous!
    She says, "Timmy must be fooling.
Those lads at Deutsche Bank, I'm sure,
    are dripping wet from drooling.

"The corporations they'll set up
    in partnership with Tim
Will be supplied with capital,
    most of which will come from him?

"Insured by Ben Bernanke's Fed?
    No way the lads can lose.
Why, with credit default swaps like that,
    my Jeremiah'd blow a fuse.

"It will cost Tim sev'ral million
    for his Moodys Triple A,
But when the public learns it did,
    adieu Buffet's A-Buffet.

"Tim won't give Frank or Cuomo
    the names of those participating
Just to frustrate future outcries
    for corrective legislating.

"But the AIG pariahs
    that Deutsche Bank has poached,
Will make sure that its lads are more
    than adequately coached

"In ways to scam Tim's system –
    ways he's failing to consider
As he sells AIG's garbage
    to each friendly highest bidder.

"But friendly's not the word we'd use
    for Deutsche Bank imports,
Which helped by Cramer's mafia
    can wreck havoc selling "naked shorts"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/22/09

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