Obama's Gulf War –
Tony Hayward: Demon
Wanted for perjury

Hayward perjured himself testifying to Congress.
His drilling mud's toxic, but he said that it wasn't.
Now they want him back to talk about Libya
But we're betting his lawyers make sure that he doesn't.

If he does he'll be damned even more than he's been
As the demon successor to his mentor Lord Browne.
But will he be granted a fabulous Dukedom
Before he's indited and ducks out of town?

Extradition? Quite likely, but maybe we'll wait
To see how the Russians respond to his lies.
They let Dudley off lightly. But a demon like Hayward?
All they'll need to see is the whites of his eyes.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/28/10

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