Obama's Gulf War –
Tony Hayward Redux
Debris is causing delays

Who dropped his golf balls in Dudley's relief well
While Dudley and crew were avoiding the storm?
Like failing to put the cap back on the toothpaste,
Neglecting to cap off the well is bad form.

Things were supposed to improve without Tony.
Did no one foresee Tony's golf ball debris?
We all had hoped that a Dudley'd do better,
Not "It's not a big problem" just standard BP.

How rotten of Tony to leave all that clutter.
Damn inconsiderate, but Bob bites his tongue.
He knows their dispersant, just like Agent Orange,
Will sicken the aged and displace the young.

Class action lawsuits are bound to be costly.
Corexit exposure doesn't always go well.
No matter what Lisa and Tony were claiming,
It's never been known to help two tear-olds spell.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/30/10

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