Too Old To Play The Maverick Sarah Palin's plans for Change "Too old to play the maverick; look how Mac's image faded. Flip-flopping to be president, he's easily persuaded. "He used to favor Eskimos but no longer does. His macho needs renewing. He's not the Mac he was. "That's where I'm going to help him. We know a winner panders, But once we win you'll be amazed at how I goose old ganders. "At first I think I'll probably give Addington a try. With signing statements we'll have Congress eating humble pie. "Democrats be damned! To ev'ry bill they pass I'll attach a signing statement that says shove it up your ass. "So where will Old Mac be while all of this is going on? Incapacitated! Our first signing statement's a Dear John!"
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