Too Old To Play The Maverick
Sarah Palin's plans for Change

"Too old to play the maverick;
    look how Mac's image faded.
Flip-flopping to be president,
    he's easily persuaded.

"He used to favor Eskimos
    but no longer does.
His macho needs renewing.
    He's not the Mac he was.

"That's where I'm going to help him.
    We know a winner panders,
But once we win you'll be amazed
    at how I goose old ganders.

"At first I think I'll probably
    give Addington a try.
With signing statements we'll have
    Congress eating humble pie.

"Democrats be damned!
    To ev'ry bill they pass
I'll attach a signing statement
    that says shove it up your ass.

"So where will Old Mac be
    while all of this is going on?
Incapacitated! Our first signing
    statement's a Dear John!"

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/1/08

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