Tornadoes: Inhofe Supplies, Cantor Balks
(At least we'll get rid of two of them.)

We lived there once and hated blue northers
And liked Inhofe's tornadoes substantially less.
But I'm tempted to move back just to vote against Inhofe.
Jim denies global warming. Now look at the mess.

While Senator Inhofe denies he supplies them,
Despicable Cantor balks at financial relief
For American victims vs. Bibi and Karzai.
Can allegiance to Norquist be that strong a belief?

How can they continue to think it won't happen?
It already is as the Koch Boys pollute.
Does Jim really think he won't be here to see it?
Are he and the Kochs too old to give a hoot?

Won't somebody chauffeur him back to Muskogee
Through Tuskaloosa, Joplin and Little Rock
So he sees a sample of the Hell he is going to.
That way the transition won't be that much of a shock.

We'll be rid of Cantor by two thousand thirteen.
Denying Jopiln, buying Ryan should do it.
But who'll drag Jim home during tornado season?
What are the odds that he'd make it through it?


Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
5/25/11

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