Two Little Tyrants *
Sung to the tune "Two Sleepy People"

Here they are facing off again.
Who will pull the trigger?
Who won't count to ten?
Two little tyrants, neither one that bright,
Too much inclined to pick a fight.

Bush wants oil; passes on Korea.
Little Kim says, "George,
But we've gone nuculea' –"
Two hated tyrants, neither sees the light,
Too much alike to know what's right.

Don't they remember the fright'ning consequence for all?
The need to follow normal protocol?
Don't they remember their daddys dropped the ball?
To give their lips a rest,
For which we all were blessed.

So here they are with their horrid game,
Dopey little fellows, equally to blame –
Two itchy fingers itching for a fight,
An iceberg and Titanic in the night.

* NY Times - 2/11/05
Editorial - "The North Korean Challenge"

Music by Hoagy Carmichael
Original Lyric by Frank Loesser
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/11/05

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