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Up The Creek Being sung about Andersen's Accenture to the Kander & Ebb tune "I Move On" from "Chicago" (When trukin' down the road of life…I just move on) What a shock when Kenny Lay found things were looking bleak Because of Enron's surreptitious bookkeeping technique. They needed Arthur Andersen to audit tongue in cheek, Before the SEC discovered they were up the creek. Accenture's predecessor learned that dancing cheek-to-cheek was not thought magnifique, Yet it took Tiger Woods to show whose DNA's so weak they too'd end up the creek. Just before Enron blew up, guess who split in two So Accenture could perform its feats of derring-do, Advising banking institutions, and the Tiger, too, How not to let the public know how many they would screw? Like Andersen, Accenture's found it, too, can spring a leak; its DNA is weak; its Tiger is a sneak; and both are up the creek. So if you don't mind getting screwed, just turn the other cheek, and send the lads a paddle up the creek.
Music by John Kander To 'Bush League Bankers' To 'Tiger Woods, Person of the Year' |