Voterism Beats Birtherism
(Can Mitt Romney prove that he can legally vote?)

Where's Mitt Romney dwelling? Where are his mansions?
Not in Massachusetts! How'd he choose where to vote?
Maybe one if on land or two if at sea?
Like in Boston Harbor on somebody's houseboat?

No, from his son's unfinished basement in Belmont.
At least that's what he claimed though his neighbors say, "No."
His wife told Fred Karger they lived in California.
Even Romneys don't spend twelve million merely for show.

You can't hear the waves in an unfinished basement.
In La Jolla, California they were nearer the sea
And able to offer Meg Whitman more help.
If only she'd known how much help Mitt would be.

But will he compete with Bachmann's "First Dude",
A man with a firmly entrenched hatred of gays?
Marcus Bachmann refers to gays as "barbarians."
We doubt that's a view Iowans will hear Mitt Romney raise.

Massachusetts could jail him for up to five years
If Karger can prove Mitt's registration's a fraud.
The fine of ten thousand should not be a problem
Unless Michele's "Dude" finds Mormons an affront to God.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
On Twitter @PBoondoggles
6/16/11

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