Votes For Jimmy Inhofe?
The freedom of hypocrisy

We all figure Jimmy Inhofe
    is a frigging genius
Who guarantees hypocrisy
    will never come between us.

That, though it's hard to understand,
    he doubts he'd do it if he did,
Though with it he could marry Stan
    yet plan to fool around with Sid.

And deny the climate's changing
    while building igloos in D.C.;
Then ship snow to help Vancouver's
    rain drenched skiers on TV.

Sounds as if hypocrisy
    would give us guys the freedom to
Conjure up conflicting things.
    Ain't that what Jimmy tries to do?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/17/10

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