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Wall Street's Pussycat Here, Timmy, Timmy Timid Tim's a pussycat that Wall Street has declawed Ensuring his philosophy is Spare the Broker, Foil the Rod. Never replace managements whose genius got us in this mess, But give them more taxpayer bucks – Call off the IRS. Don't come down too harshly on those Wall Street gambling pals. They shared many pleasant lunches in the ritzyest locales, Employed the same accountants to minimize their taxes, And used the same tax havens as their off-shore prophylaxis. Don't fire traders and loan sharks. They've no where else to go. Who else would let them fool around with other people's dough? And keep them out of prison for doing what they did? And not call them "executives" whose excessive pay's forbid? That sky's-the-limit bonus depends on more than who you know. It's staying far enough below the rank of CEO So you're able to avoid Obama's compensation cap And are legally approved for goodies Tim drops in your lap.
Bob Carlson To 'Obama's Stimuli' To 'Timid Timmy Geithner' |