Wall Street Coverage At The Times
Including Widow Withington's Op-Eds

"Timid Timmy Geithner
    and Bernanke had to know
Where Hank, the Goldman Sachs alum,
    thought bailout dough should go.

"Funnel it through AIG
    to pay off Goldman Sachs
While being very careful to let
    some slip through the cracks.

"As bonuses for relatives
    of we writers at The Times,"
Says the Widow Withington whose op-eds
    hint at Wall Street crimes.

"Joe Nocera has a cousin
    who works at AIG with mine,
So naked shorting AIG
    is not Joe's storyline.

"But those bastards with their phantom stock
    caused my better half to jump.
Which is why in Sunday's Op-Ed
    I try to stick it up their rump,

"Along with Timid Tim and Ben
    whose pals at AIG
Have helped Andrew Ross Sorkin
    get too much publicity."

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/18/09

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To 'Naked Short Selling Verses'
To 'Timid Timmy Geithner'
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