Waterboarding Timmy Striving for transparency If we waterboarded Timmy, would he let on we've been took? If we waterboarded Timmy, would we find that he's a crook? Would we learn how BlackRock's no-bid gifts from Timmy were acquired And discover why his Wall Street pals think he has been inspired? If we waterboarded Timmy, would we find it's been a ploy? More Citigroup chicanery employing their boy toy? A faster way to get their mitts on more taxpayer dough Prime-plus-thirty interest rates apparently too slow. If we waterboarded Timmy, would we find it's been a con? That Ken Lewis protestations are a scheme to lead us on? That "saving" Merrill Lynch was Timmy's patriotic scheme? They had to scuttle BofA Citi's his home team. We have learned that waterboarding was what made Bush and Cheney's day, And, when we need to make a point, the most expeditious way. So after Timmy, why not Paulson, Rubin and their ilk? All Wall Street's artful dodgers whose life-long credo's been "We bilk"?
Bob Carlson |