Waterboarding Timmy
Striving for transparency

If we waterboarded Timmy,
    would he let on we've been took?
If we waterboarded Timmy,
    would we find that he's a crook?
Would we learn how BlackRock's no-bid gifts
    from Timmy were acquired
And discover why his Wall Street pals
    think he has been inspired?

If we waterboarded Timmy,
    would we find it's been a ploy?
More Citigroup chicanery
    employing their boy toy?
A faster way to get their mitts
    on more taxpayer dough –
Prime-plus-thirty interest rates
    apparently too slow.

If we waterboarded Timmy,
    would we find it's been a con?
That Ken Lewis protestations
    are a scheme to lead us on?
That "saving" Merrill Lynch
    was Timmy's patriotic scheme?
They had to scuttle BofA –
    Citi's his home team.

We have learned that waterboarding was
    what made Bush and Cheney's day,
And, when we need to make a point,
    the most expeditious way.
So after Timmy, why not Paulson,
    Rubin and their ilk?
All Wall Street's artful dodgers
    whose life-long credo's been "We bilk"?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/28/09

To 'Timid Timmy Geithner'