"Wayne LaPierre"

(The NRA's top specialist in constant sorrow)

How long must Wayne continue
As a man of constant sorrow
With one foot in the NRA,
The other in a grave?

The question's will he be around tomorrow?
Is there a way the NRA
Can ever hope to save
A man like Wayne who's been in constant sorrow
With one foot in the NRA,
The other in a grave?

Fortunately Wayne is a mortician,
Drumming up new business left and right,
Which no doubt accounts for his position
With one foot in the NRA,
The other in a grave.

On-line sales of guns have been a blessing,
Like when the economy is tight.
Overseas mortalities have kept morticians guessing
With one foot in the NRA,
The other in a grave.

Children are the easiest to bury,
Requiring an incredibly small plot.
Help their mommies keep them high on pot,
For with a Glock they shoot themselves a lot,
Pleasing old morticians who have got,
Yes, altogether now, one foot in the NRA,
The other in a grave…

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/15/12

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