How long must Wayne continue As a man of constant sorrow With one foot in the NRA, The other in a grave? The question's will he be around tomorrow? Is there a way the NRA Can ever hope to save A man like Wayne who's been in constant sorrow With one foot in the NRA, The other in a grave? Fortunately Wayne is a mortician, Drumming up new business left and right, Which no doubt accounts for his position With one foot in the NRA, The other in a grave. On-line sales of guns have been a blessing, Like when the economy is tight. Overseas mortalities have kept morticians guessing With one foot in the NRA, The other in a grave. Children are the easiest to bury, Requiring an incredibly small plot. Help their mommies keep them high on pot, For with a Glock they shoot themselves a lot, Pleasing old morticians who have got, Yes, altogether now, one foot in the NRA, The other in a grave…
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