What Green Means To General Motors
CEO Rick Wagoner explains

The only green we care about's what's issued by the Fed.
Who cares if what you're driving on was once a river bed?
Fuel efficiency be damned; we're here to make a buck.
Our Hummers spewing CO2 were not beginner's luck.

We found that we could make more on an SUV or Hummer
By dumping them on those to whom this thinking Green's
     a bummer.
And those too dumb to know or care that they were being fleeced
As long as they drove something big that kept their egos greased.

The profits that we made on these contraptions were obscene
Until the credit crunch for buying tanks and gasoline.
Now only we who're being Saved can still afford to fly
By private jet to answer Nancy's: How much? When? and Why?

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/1/08

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